Haven't laughed this hard in a long time. Recent warden message from the 'ole USG:
"The Department of State continues to warn against all travel to Sudan, particularly in the Darfur area, where violence between government forces, rebel factions, and various armed militias continues."
You don't say! Seriously? Someone should do something about that...
"American citizens who choose to travel to Sudan despite the existing Travel Warning, and those currently in Sudan, should review their security posture and take appropriate precautions."
Excuse me folks...am going to have to take a few moments to review my 'security posture'.