Eat your heart out, MacGyver!

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13 pieces of bamboo, 300 dinar.
1 mosquito net, $30.
A whole lot of duct tape, $8.
No longer being eaten alive by mosquitos, priceless.

Ahh, a thing of beauty is a joy forever.

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Kelsey: Wit, Innovation, Humor, and Hard Work. You have NO equal! ;)
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Kelsey: Wit, Innovation, Humor, and Strong. No one else compares! ;)
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