No, Ken! Please say it isn't so...

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Livingstone to be Chavez advisor

Despite Boris' completely nerdy appearance at the Olympics closing ceremony it appears that I'll now be leaving Ken for good.
Location: London, UK

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Kristin said…
FC: You don't get to leave; you're American.

So she'll have to fight her way out?
5:06 PM
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