My boss is not known for his motivational talks. However, he outdid himself yesterday with this little chat:
Him: Did you talk to UNICEF about the tents for the extension of the stabilization centre in the hospital like we discussed?
Him: Well, as long as you know that starving children are suffering due to your incompetence and you're ok with that, and you can sleep at night, then there's no problem.
Me: Thanks for that. You should write motivational cards for Hallmark.